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We all know that Rosalynn Sumners is a great skater, her commentating skills aren't up to snuff, so to speak. Kirsten from FSW created this drinking game "honoring" our good friend Roz.
Take a sip every time:Roz gets into a "battle of the sexes" debate with her male broadcast partner (Two sips if it's during a competition other than "Battle of the Sexes!")
Roz uses words like "stud", "sex appeal", etc. to describe Kurt Browning.
Roz gushes over Kurt's "terrific feet."
Roz mentions her close friendship with Katarina Witt (two sips if she mentions it while someone else besides Katarina is skating!)
Roz says that Katarina is the role model all other female skaters look up to.
Roz mentions Stars on Ice (2 sips if she mentions SOI whenever a skater not on the SOI tour is skating!)
Roz ruthlessly tears apart a member of the "SOI family" after he/she has skated badly.
Roz (or her broadcast partner!) mentions how Katarina defeated her by just .1 of a point at the 1984 Olympics.
Roz goofs up a fact that she should obviously know (like giving the wrong age for a skater, for instance!)
Roz calls a toe loop a toe walley!
Roz says a jump was perfectly landed when it obviously wasn't.
Roz makes a perfectly obvious and unecessary statement (like saying, "That was a mistake!" whenever a skater falls.)
And everybody has to chug when...Roz speaks in her normal, non-irritating conversational voice instead of her "perky cheerleader voice" or her "harsh, critical coaching voice." Fortunately, I've yet to see this happen during her commentary!
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