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Sandra Bezic is a world-reknowned choreographer, but is also a commentator. Here is a little humor, pertaining to her commentatting style and idiosyncracies. Again, this paroday is courtesy of Kirsten from FSW .
Take a sip every time:
Sandra is able to magically appear commentating on the same event
for two separate networks (with two
different broadcast partners, no less!)
Al Trautwig asks Sandra a stupid question.
Sandra tries to explain the deep, hidden meaning of a skater's
program (2 sips if she does this during a number she *didn't*
Sandra gives a "left-handed" compliment to Kurt
Browning. (eg. "There's no one more talented than Kurt; there's no one
more infuriating than Kurt!)
Sandra gives a "left-handed" compliment to any
other skater. (eg. calling Yuka Sato's program "safe.")
Sandra acts miffed whenever her broadcast partner
You're able to tell which skaters' programs Sandra
choreographed simply by the amount of praise she
heaps on them!
Sandra critizizes a skater's off-ice behavior (eg. Rudy
and Oksana at World Pros this year)
Sandra's mouth drops in shock whenever Brian
Boitano or Kristi Yamaguchi make a mistake (2 sips if
she tries to make lame excuses for their mistakes!)
Sandra criticizes a skater's interpretation to a certain
piece of music and explains how *she* would interpret
it if she were choreographing the program. (eg. K&O's
Chug every time: Sandra gushes over a program she *didn't* choreograph herself!
Sandra actually answers one of Al Trautwig's dumb
Sandra laughs in Al's face for always asking such
Sandra actually mentions her conflict of interest on
Sandra actually mentions whenever a skater gets
chacked during NBC's coverage of World Pros.
Sandra gives even the slightest criticism to B&K.
Sandra gives even the slightest bit of praise to P&P.
(Actually, the last two could apply to *any* Canadian
Drink everything in sight if: Sandra says anything the least bit negative about
Kristi Yamaguchi or Brian Boitano.
Sandra criticizes NBC not only for chacking so much
of World Pros, but for chacking so much during their
broadcast of SOI!
SOI=Stars On Ice
Chack (verb, also the name of a skater)= skate slang for intentionally not showing a skater's performance
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